Lobster For Dinner

This lobster was trying to eat something off the shoreline. I was fascinated because it would have been so tastey and delicious to eat. The little guy swam away before I could catch it.


It was one of those days I wished I had a pot to boil it in. Now that I know lobster are here in the swimming hole, I'll have to bring something to catch one, or I'll make a basket to catch a couple.
I could use a nice lobster dinner right now.

Gina And The Giant Pad

She did it. Gina took me up on my dare. She jumped in to swim next to the lily pad.
 

You can see how big and luscious the flower is.
I think I did a decent job of getting some nice side-boob in the pic.


I'm also not going to mention the giant bug on the leaf behind her.

Daring Gina To Get Wet

This is me trying to edge Gina to go into the water so anyone who ever finds this blog online can see how big the lily is. 

It's not going to work. She's too moody today.

I even dared her and it didn't work.

Giant Lily Pad Found In Lake

We ended up near the swimming hole and we found this. This lily pad falls into the gigantic category. It's almost as wide as I am tall.
You'll notice the cute little green frog chillin out on the flower.
Okay it's not so little. The frog is bigger than my hand.


He seemed a bit annoyed when I was taking his picture, but it's for a good cause. It's for my Reality Forest blog. lol.
He jumped at me after I snapped this.

Running From Trouble

We woke up this morning to a very strange noise. The noise was so loud and strange we didn't know what to do. So we ran.

It sounded like something big and hungry was rustling in the trees. Something very big, like a giant rabbit or an alligator. You could hear the grunting. Branches were snapping not just twigs. So we ran.

We must have ran for about a half hour. At least we're safe. For now.

Ass And Heels

I had a sweet dream last night. It was with my fantasy girl and her hot ass. She was on her belly and her ass was just perfect staring up at me. It was round and ready and so was I.

Her shoes were smokin' hot too. I hadn't dreamed of her for a while, so I was surprised when she popped up.

My fantasy girl is always welcome in my dreams.

Ants Are Big

Here's a close up of ants again.
I'm kind of bored and uninspired. So when I'm bored I take pictures of ants. These ones are crawling all over moss covered boulders.
The picture gives you a good idea about how large the ants are in Reality Forest with my hand next to them.


They're kinda cute in a way.

Ants And Gina

I snapped this cool pic of ants with Gina in the background. 

We were doing more rock searching. We didn't find many but the ants were busy working and doing there thing.

Walk In The Morning

I was up and about early today. I went for a little walk so Gina could sleep in.

Nothing really exciting going on. Just a few bugs crawling around. But what else is new in Reality Forest?

Peeing Flashback

I had a quick acid flashback this morning when I was peeing. It was all yellow and green and trippy. The flashback, not my pee.

In The Dark

I couldn't sleep very well last night so I woke up and wandered for a bit. I didnt' want to disturb Gina so I sat by a rock and stared at the stars through the trees.

Giant Rabbit Dream

I was dreaming R-rated last night before a giant rabbit interupted.

It didn't eat anyone at all.

He just chilled in the forest. Looking pretty friggin' adorable and cute the way most rabbits do.

It was a very pleasant dream of a giant rabbit enjoying the forest. 

 

(In memory of Cassidy 2007-2010)

Finding A Stockpile Of Grass

Here is a nice abundant area of grass Gina and I knew of. We thought we could dry some out. It's a very delicate grass and soft to the touch. I don't think it will dry very well as it's too delicate. We need a grass that will withstand the elements and the bugs.
A lot of insects here will eat the grass dry, because they prefer it that way.
Some eat it while it's living but dead plants are a rarity here.
We'll have to stick to rocks as markers.

Sticking My Tongue Out

Today we started our search for rocks. Gina walked ahead of me and snapped this dorky pic of me. I just finished taking a pee and I was trying to catch up to her. You can't see it but I was sticking my tongue out at her.

Spider Devours Bird

This little bird didn't last long after I snapped its pic.


You see the big black spider in the background?
Need I say more?

Me And Gina Posing Near Stream

This is us. We're just sitting next to my stream.

It took a few shots to get a great picture. I kept looking at her.

Gina called me a freak for making funny noises and faces.

We finally snapped a really great pic.

Here Lizard Lizard

This cute little thing was crawling on the rocks near my stream.

I've seen lizards bigger than this so when I say little I mean little.

Gina Snapped With Ant

When Gina came back, I managed to get a cool pic of her with a giant ant in front of her. The ant was a couple of meters away from her. I'm still amazed these things are so huge.

And I'm amazed Gina didn't have a hissy fit after I showed her this pic.

Having A Drink From My Stream

I met up with Gina at my stream.

"I'm sorry for running off like that." she apologized.

"It gets a bit frustrating here."

"I don't want you to think of me as some moody-all-the-time bitch."

"I just want you to think of me as as your all-the-time bitch. I'll be back in a second."

I don't know what just happened.

Ready To Party

I thought about my fantasy chick for my last wank.

As usual, she was in some hot lil' dress and loungin' around some freaky trippy place.

It only took a couple of minutes for me to shoot my load. 

I didn't even think of her hot juicy lips.

Just her. Her in the dress, lounging around, ready for me to take her.

I thought I heard Gina's footsteps and shot my load before I could get her in a good position to really blast her.

I can't even remember how I shot my load, or where? I don't think I gave her a pearl necklace, I would have remembered that.

Spanking The Monkey For A Minute

When Gina went and had her hissy fit. I wandered off too.

I had to tug one out. I was so freakin' horny.

It only took a couple of minutes but I got the job done.

Giant Beetle Crawls Near Woman's Head

Gina flipped out on me this morning.

After I showed her these pix on the cam, she chewed my head off.

I thought I was doing her a favour by not telling her about the huge friggin' beetle crawling near her head. 

I've seen them before and they don't bother people. 

I just took a couple of pictures of it with her, really really close to her head.

She said I still should have said something. She could've made a funny face or something. (yeah right!)

Okay, I was hoping to catch her scared senseless, but the beetle turned and walked away.
It was so hilarious when she saw the pix. She stormed off for a couple of hours because of it.

Self Pic Of Me Shirtless

This is a pic of me earlier today with my shirt off.
The sun was very hot today and so was I.
Looking at this pic of me on the laptop reminds me how fine I am.
Daamm!

Stones For Markers

I took these snapshots of Gina sitting on the ground. She says she used to hate her picture taken before I met her in Reality Forest.

It's been pretty uneventful lately. We haven't found any plants to dry and use as markers yet. So we might use some of the stones all over the ground. Sad thing is, we'd have to carry heavy stones for long distances because there are areas that don't have stones.

If we use them as markers we can always find our way back to the stream. We'd have to arrange them in some kind of pattern that we could read. The pattern would tell us the direction of water, or even shelter. Hopefully animals in this forest don't pick them up and use them for themselves.

For now, we'll relax and enjoy the day, because we're just being lazy.