Beetlemania

Beetles love this forest. These giant red beetles are bigger than my foot. They really stand out in the forest against all the green vegetation. They only seem to eat the necture from this particular plant.

Funky Chicken

This is a funky bird I spotted earlier today.
Pretty friggin' freaky lookin' if you ask me. Its eyes weren't even set in its head. They stuck out. And it squawked like a chicken when I tried to approach it. I assumed it had a nest nearby, so I exited the area.

Stretching

Stretching is an important part of life. When you stretch you get less injuries and it's better for your health. My fantasy girl can stretch. She stretches very well.
I have a monkey to go spank.

Snake Attacks Spider

This was a fun pic to get. A giant spider and a really really cool king cobra snake.
Of course the zoom feature on this camera is what I used to snap this shot.
Lots of fun in Reality Forest. By the way the snake won.

Fly And Ants On A Log

Here's another one of those big flies.
A whole lotta ants are on the log too.

Web Search

My mission today was to get a pic of the most interesting spider web I could find.
To the right is the most interesting spider web. It stretched from the forest floor to way up in the trees. I didn't see the maker and don't care to.

The Rains

Just spent the last few days holed up staying dry. I think I should build a hut or something. I'm stuck here and I may as well set up a permanent base.
Anyways the rains for the last few days have been heavy. I had no sunshine to charge my solar-powered laptop to blog.
Everything seems much more lush after the rain though.

Turtle On A Log

Here is one of the cutest creatures I've seen so far. Found it fighting my way throught the bushes. It was just sitting on a rotting log sunning itself.
Too Cute.

Crawling On The Ground

Me crawling on the ground this afternoon.

Another Foot Found

I'm beginning to think that finding body parts in this forest is as normal as seeing insects.
This is my only proof that other people are in the forest.
If I had to make an estimate, I don't think this foot has been here that long.
At least it might narrow my location down to where Reality Forest is. Maybe I'm on the west coast of Canada.

Pink Lizard At Night

I guess this little lizard wakes up at night. Either that, or he just doesn't like the light. Still an interesting pink lizard. I wonder if it changes colour.

Me Again

Me again.
Nice sunny day and no friggin oversized animals to deal with.
Even spanked the monkey a couple of times this morning.
Gonna go find some berries or something.

Nuts & Bolts

My fantasy woman does whatever I like. And wherever I like.
She touches herself in many places.
Guess I'll have to do the same.
I'll blog tomorrow. Night Night!

Purple Flowers

Here's a funky flower I found.
A very, sweet smelling, purple flower with spiked pedals.
I didn't touch it, because it looked like it would crumble in my hand if I did.
Very beautiful.

Giant Rabbit

The weather was beautiful today, but this really scared the crap out of me.
A GIANT RABBIT!
I was stunned when I saw it. (I still am)
Not too many words to describe it. Just WOW!
I had fallen on the ground. (what else is new?) And when I looked up, there it was. A giant rabbit.
I stayed perfectly still and let the thing just sniff around. Then off it jumped away.
And if you haven't noticed the leg in the last picture in the bottom right well now I'm pointing it out to you. The rabbit was nibbling on it. Which is why I stayed very still.
Reality Forest sure is full of surprises.

Thick And Tight

This is what I crawl, climb and fight my way through most of the day. You can see how exhausting it can be. Not many clear paths at all. Makes me want to scream sometimes.

Me With Frogs & Millipedes

This is a typical morning in Reality Forest.
And, yup! Those are millipedes and frogs behind me. The frogs are red and yellow and are probably poisonous because the millipedes don't eat them.
I'll get some close up pix of them later.
I gotta go pee.

Beatles Fucking

Here's something I haven't seen for a while.
Bugs fuckin'.
I know they're hard to see in this picture because they are green.
I'm trying to think of a clever title for a porno.
I wonder if there are any folks out there on the world wide web who are into beatle sex. I'm sure there must be. It's the internet.

Morning

This is me in the morning.
As a child I read the fairytales about misbehaving and being sent to Reality Forest as punishment. If that's the case I'm damn well sure I can't be the only one here.
That's my morning rant. Cheers.

Ants Ants Ants

Ants.
Ants.
And more ants.
I guess I shouldn't complain about them. Ants are everywhere.
I remember my apartment back in the city even had them. And I was on the 21st floor.

Funky Leaves

Here's an interesting plant I found today. It looks like a big fan.
Don't know why I found it so interesting. Just thought it was kind of neat.

Millipede Up Close

Scary!!!
Snapped a pic of another one of these creepy, nasty things.

Fantasy Woman In Black & White

Had another dream last night. Of course it starred my favourite chick.
I haven't given her a name yet.
I don't know why?
She's just IT!
She's smokin'.
Hot blonde.
Nice tits.
Great legs.
A smile that could peel the skin off an orange.
I don't remember too many colours in my dream last night. Doesn't matter. She's hot in any colour.

Cobra & Lizard

I'm learning the animals here have no fear of people.
This snake and lizard were going at it and I edged in closer to get these shots.
I suppose I could have gotten hurt pretty bad, but then folks cruising on the world wide web would never get to see what Reality Forest really looks like.