Back To The Beach

Kind of a peaceful place to be.
I'll return here for fun and an easy way to cool off.

Beetles Shagging

Here's something you don't see everyday. Two beetles having a good shag in the great outdoors.
Ahh! If only life could be that way for me?

Un-Dangerous Animal

Here's a not so dangerous turtle crawling through the grass of the forest.
See not everything in Reality Forest is harmful.

Big Bigger Biggest

Okay this is getting ridiculous.
These are just three types of ants in the forest.
Big. Bigger. Biggest.
I collected these ants to show you.
And yes the black one is as big as my forearm.
I'm on a mission to find the largest ant in Reality Forest.

Unidentified Creature In Background

I didn't realize it when I took the picture, but if you look in the centre background, you'll notice something odd looking to the right.
All I remember is taking a picture of the butterfly.
Kinda creeps you out eh?

Chained In Busy Backroom

The cold, cold metal next to my skin must make me horny, It's one of the things I remember most about the dream. That, and the room being completely black.
I heard mumbling, and grumbling, and sloppy moaning noises around me, so I figured it must be some kind of backroom.

Tree Frog Narrowly Misses Death

This yellow tree frog got a lucky break today.
The huge snake in the pic was looking for a quick and easy meal but the branch snapped.
The frog hopped up, up and away, and escaped.

Talking About My Fantasies

Dreaming about my girl is great. Last night she asked me to describe my ideal fantasy to her.
I told her I'd like to have a threesome with her and another dude.
She really got off on it. Really got off.
Easy work for me.

Giant Ant Eaten By Bigger Red Ant

Woo hoo! I finally got a pic of a red ant.
It took me awhile but I finally did it.
You'll notice my shoe is smaller than it.
Just hate to think it might grow even bigger than this.

Skeletons Found

I set my camera on black and white for this picture.
It's extremely disturbing when I find the remains of people in Reality Forest. It creeps me out.
Although, in a way, it's a little comforting to know there are others trapped here with me. My only proof, so far, are the remains of bodies I've found.
Hopefully I don't end up in the same predicament that these two fell into.
These two didn't have any skulls, which is strange.