Snake Swallows Rat By Stream

I wouldn't have napped this afternoon if I knew this big raging snake was slithering around.I got some fantastic shots before it gobbled up a rat by the river.

 

Here's the rat sniffing around. He thinks trouble is coming his way.

 Here's trouble! It was a pretty sloppy kill so I didn't post the pic of it.

Dreams Of Munching Carpet

I had a nap this afternoon and boy did I go to town eating some carpet. It was a great carpet and tasted great.


She loved every second of it.
She moaned and groaned, and groaned some more.
Mmmmm mmm.

Soaking My Feet In Stream

I found a nice refreshing stream to soak my feet in.
I also hung my sweaty stinky socks so they could dry out.
It was nice and cool, and I admit it, very drinkable.

 

I even saw some frogs hanging around.

There's a lot of peace and quiet in Reality Forest.

The beauty of it sure is a reliable distraction. 

But there is always danger here. 

Always danger!

Tripping

Here's me doing what I do best. I fell down.
I've tripped so many times in this forest.
Sometimes I trip over my feet. Sometimes I trip over rocks or plants and yup, I've even tripped over a couple of animals.
A couple of times, I even tripped on some funky seeds that I've eaten.
Today I tripped over my feet.

Fly On My Shoulder

Here's me again with another bug.
Today it's a huge fly.
The picture isn't that good but it's on my shoulder.
Pretty harmless. At least they don't bite people and take chunks out of your skin like the black flies back home.
I miss home.

Huge Harmless Bug On Me

Here's me with a creepy big beetle on me. These monster bugs only eat leaves and are very harmless to people. Their size is awesome.
If you don't like bugs don't get trapped in Reality Forest.

Pink Bird Dive Bombing

This is the neatest bird I've seen in a long time. It had a green head. Long beak and two very long tail feathers.
It looked like it was dive bombing something.
Hard to believe such a nice looking, pink bird could attack and kill something for food.

Fireflies

I came across a bunch of fireflies tonight.

It was really really cool.

Words just can't describe when you are surrounded by thousands of fireflies.

Priceless.

 

Steamy Sex Scene With Two Girls In Water

Had a pretty decent dream about the dead girl and my fantasy girl last night. I dreamed in black and white.


It was very hot and very steamy.
Moonlight drenched the pond and Gina was about to eat her way from behind. Then I woke up before she was about to munch.

Curious Caterpillar

I guess I'm going back to photographing animals and bugs in Reality Forest.
You can probably guess it's a pretty good size because the huge black ants are crawling around too.
It's cute how it's stretching up to look at the water.

Dreaming Of Snake And Naked Woman

I woke up in the middle of the night. I had a dream of Gina.


Of course my dreams have to involve something freaky like chains or nudity. Well this one didn't disappoint.


A snake slithered around Gina in this dream.


It was a short dream but the snake and naked Gina were all I could remember.

Gina Gets Killed By Shark

My laptop got wet a few weeks ago, so I haven't blogged for a few days. I managed to pry it open and let it dry out a bit. I thought it was fried, but I managed to get it working.
Gina wasn't so lucky in the water when I blogged last. And it wasn't because of the albino snake.


Some kind of spotted, aggressive shark swam up to her.


I yelled out to her to grab my hand.


She couldn't reach.


She looked at me one last time...


...then she went under.
No one can hold their breath that long.


And that was the last I saw of her...
...and the shark.
I hate Reality Forest!

Chatting After The Snake Incident

She popped out of the water.
Did you see the cool snake?
If you ever see one of those, just dive. They don't like being underwater.


That was way too cool.
You don't see albino water snakes very often in this place.


Why don't you turn around so I can get out of the water.
I'm not decent. And I'm naked.

Gina Swimming With Water Snake

The same day I met Gina, she had a really cool albino snake swimming her way.
I may have to wait until tomorrow to find out what happens as she disappeared under the water when the snake was approaching her.


I hope the snake didn't bite her.
I hope nothing happened to her underwater.
I really hate Reality Forest.

Talking To The Swimming Girl

I finally ran into her.
You might remember. The girl swimming from about a week ago.
After waiting around this watering hole for her to show, she finally did.


I called out to her and asked her name.


She said I startled her.


I apologized, and she said her name is Gina.


She didn't want to get out of the water right away as she thought she was alone when she jumped in and was completely naked.
It's about time I finally get to meet a living person.