I would prefer to dream of the hot brunette I saw swimming a few days ago, but instead I dream of friggin' cold steel chains wrapped around me.
This place is making me crazy.
Okay. I admit it. I've been hanging around this watering hole hoping the beautiful girl will come back.
I hope she does.
I'd like to meet someone in Reality Forest.
It would be nice to try and survive with someone, instead of alone.
Not everything is 100% horror in Reality Forest.
Here's a couple of snapshots that show the beauty of Reality Forest.
These were taken the other day hoping for the hot swimmer chick to come back. Unfortunately she hasn't returned and all I get to look at is the beautiful pond where she was swimming.
The thing I like most about my fantasy girl is her boobs.
They are full of life and make me do crazy things. Of course I've never seen them in real life, but does it matter.
I'd like to put my face between them and inhale. They make me go yum yum yum.
Not sure what kind of lizard this is but it sure had a nasty disposition.
I took pictures of him and let him go on his way. He looked a bit pissed off with me.
Saw the red dragonfly again. This time I got a better pic. This time you can see the really cool blue eyes.
Like a lot of bugs in Reality Forest, this one is a little shorter than my arm. So yeah, it's huge.
I'd imagine it would eat that big freaky fly I snapped a picture of yesterday.
Here's a pretty nifty looking insect.
This one actually flies. And it is a fly.
Too bad I couldn't get a better pic to show you the size but if you notice the eyes are a bright red.
This fly is a little bigger than my hand.
No friggin lie.
I was too afraid to get a closer pic but my eyes and ears will be open wider now that I know this thing is living in Reality Forest.
Enough exploring for a few days.
Today is another day of exploring my way through thick vegetation. I figure if I search and find my way through, I'll find something useful like a time machine or knife or something.
This nasty thing was chewing on some leaves earlier today. Almost made me lose my breath it startled me so much.
Sure it's not doing anything to me but still a scary looking bug. Especially since it's almost as long as my forearm.
I didn't feel like putting my arm next to this mean hungry thing so I could show you the size of it.
It's been a long time since I've seen a woman.
Let alone a living one.
Let alone a naked one.
Let alone a person.
She was swimming in a small clear pond.
She was beautiful.
Dark hair.
Red Lips.
The glistening water and wet skin made me go spank my monkey in the bushes for a few minutes.
When I returned she was gone.
Stupid me. The first living person I've seen in months and I mess it up by playing with myself, when I should have just jumped in and played with her.
Here's an interesting Dragon Fly I snapped a pic of near the water earlier. I like its red colour and blue eyes.
Sorry I couldn't get a closer pic. You know how fast dragon flies are.
Caught this creepy thing looking at me.
I backed up slowly and didn't ask any questions.
I didn't want to know how big it was or even if it eats people.
Can't say I'd like to run into this creepy thing again anytime soon.
Nice to know I share my home with this animal.
The glory days of living the in the city are history. Now I live like some primitive tribe member I used to read about in my old magazines when I was a kid. Scavenging for food and roaming for shelter. The forest never seems to stay the same. Everything changes and grows.
Didn't expect to find remains of someone so soon after the last two, but today it happened. I was just hiking along. It looked like they had there head, arms, skin and legs ripped from them and this was all there was left. Of course I'll take pix of remains when I find them now. Perhaps someone out there in the real world will be able to identify the remains of someone. Too bad there's nothing to identify this one. Reality Forest is real. Very real!
Today looks like a day to relax and enjoy the sunshine. Especially after all of that rain yesterday. At least I found a nice large tree to stay dry under. Maybe I'll go rinse my clothes out in the lake and hang them to dry. They're getting pretty funky. I'll swim or tan or something while they're drying. I think I'll do that today.
Looks like rain. I better find some shelter just in case. When it rains here it rains heavey. I've never seen it rain light. Perhaps I'll take my clothes off and dance in it.
Yesterday I was too exhausted to blog because I had to fight through all this vegetation. I wish there were a way out of Reality Forest.
Here I am resting after fighting my way through various plants.
Gotta catch some z's.
Walking through Reality Forest is always an adventure.
Today was thick. I hate traveling like this when the vegetation is thick.
At least I'll finish the day with small scratches and bug bites from the plants and insects.
When I was a small doll, Reality Forest was the scariest fairytale I'd ever read. Now I'm grown and I'm trapped in the fairytale. My name is Matthew, and these are my adventures in Reality Forest.